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GIVING ZERO FUCKS SINCE WAY BACK

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Shrimp-Dick…

September 23, 2017

Coulda, Woulda, (didn’t even end like it SHOULDA)

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With a zest for life and a saucy approach to everyday situations Sameera's take on the mundane will appeal to even the most bland individuals.

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I am SAMazingly extra. I am definitely NOT for your everyday basic bitches. I’ve been giving zero fucks since way back… My favourite hobbies are scrolling my own Facebook and Instagram stories, and uttering ”Damn, SAMazing”… This website is my act of SAMarity of sharing my genius with you peasants… If you want your life to be SAMazing, learn from the best and wear a crown in your truffle bubble bath (if you can afford it)…

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